Throw The Dirt, Brother
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. Not mulch. As a child I had a medical condition where I had to eat dirt 3 times a day in order to survive Luckily my older brother told me about it Credit to comedian Milton Jones, original author of the joke. These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.
How about we put your theory to the test This girl told me her boyfriend treated her like dirt. Does that mean he plowed you and planted his seed in you? When arguing, never throw dirt at your opponent All you do is lose ground. This joke may contain profanity. One day a boy is walking down an old dirt road The old man sees the boy and says, "Say son, what'cha need all that duck tape for? An Afghan man named Ahmed is walking down a dirt road with his wife ahead of him a few steps. He meets another man going the opposite way. Ahmed replies, "And did you know that there were no minefiel Baby rat and mommy rat were walking down a dirt road when a bat flies by Baby rat turns to his mom and says: -Look ma, an angel.
What's the difference between a dirt bus station and lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. How much dirt is in a 12 x 6 x 3 hole? A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt He says to his grandpa "I'll bet you I can put that worm into that little hole in the ground". The grandfather laughs him off, and says "nah, the hole is too small, and the worm too wriggly, there's no way to fit it in there". Hoover sold vacuums. He dreamed about vacuums. When on vacation he went to the vacuum museum.
He would dump dirt on the floor when he got home just so he could vacuum. One day he decided to try a career in stand-up comedy. Why was he a complete failure as a comedian? He was mute. Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they're really good people. Because it was an ill eagle pass. Todd was dirt broke, no skills, and not the brightest bulb in the light-shop.
And to make it worse, his mom was always on his case about getting out and making something of himself. One day, sick of her nagging, he answered a help wanted ad.
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I got this. After months, the person who keeps piling dirt on my land is now using sand.
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The plot thickens. As an ex-hippie I think dirt is groovy, man. I really dig it. If you think your microwave spying on you is bad Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. My girlfriend's best friend had her arm stuck in the dirt this morning She asked me how to get her hand out quickly.
I told her, "Dig south for her arm, bae. There was a scientist one time, and he went to talk to God and he says, "God, we can now clone humans, make life, and take care of ourselves and we don't need you anymore.
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So show me, how you can make humans and life! I went to a fortune teller and they said in 30 minutes I would get dirt on my leg I guess it's just dusty knee. Harley and Vaseline I know Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in A man is driving his car along a dirt road The man has the hood up and is looking at the engine, when he hears a voice behind him say: "It's your carburetor. If you clean it, the car will start. Then, he notices a I once got in a fight with a pile of dirt The pile of dirt won by a landslide.
What happened when the two assholes rode their dirt bikes too fast? They rectum. Then, he notices a I once got in a fight with a pile of dirt The pile of dirt won by a landslide. What happened when the two assholes rode their dirt bikes too fast? They rectum. Irish dirt farmers There was a poor dirt farming family in Ireland. All they had was this one milk cow. The would turn the milk to cheese and sell at the market to buy food. Well, one morning, the father wakes up and sees the milk cow dead. So he hangs himself in the tree. The mother wakes up, sees the m I used to be addicted to dirt But now I'm clean.
A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken! I took a dirt road to avoid a weigh station last week. I drove my rig up a hill and around a sharp curve. As I started down a steep hill, I saw an old man and a young girl screwing in the middle of the dirt road. I came to a screeching halt within inches of the old man's ass.
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I got out of my rig to see if they were OK, and ask why they didn't mo Agent K: Hey slick, this coffee kinda tastes like dirt Agent J: What do you expect, it was ground this morning! Two rednecks walk down a dirt path One of them has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over? Because he's a dirty double crosser. Two kids are walking down a dirt path Suddenly the boy stops and proclaims, "look at what I have! The girl is confused and upset that she does seem to be lacking what the boy has. Distraught she runs home to her mother Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
I used to have a fear for speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it. What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag. What's the only difference between a vacuum and a Harley? Where the dirt bag sits.
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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito? So this guy is driving down a dirt road Naturally, this guy pulls over and asks him what's wrong and why he's all alone. All he can manage to say between sobs is " The guy looks over t Two ants, a mother and her daughter, are out for a walk in their underground city. They were having lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain.
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One of them, with a sign reading "It's time to GO! A man driving down a freeway road at 55 MPH. He looks out the window and sees a chicken running along side his car. He speeds up to 65 and the chicken is keeping pace with him. He notices that the chicken seems to have multiple legs but before he can confirm it the chicken takes a hard left turn down a dirt road. Intrigued he turns around and Nsfw The lone ranger and Tonto are travelling when they are captured by a band of outlaws They bury the Lone ranger up to his neck in the dirt.
The outlaws ask the lone ranger if he has any last requests before they leave him to die. Suddenly tonto makes a run f I live alone, and while I was watching TV, I saw these 10 ants running around frantically in my living room So I felt kind of bad for them, so I made them a little house using a cardboard box and some dirt from the backyard. I guess this makes me their landlord. Now it's just me and my tenants. A police officer radioed the station for backup Officer: Looks like that domestic disturbance is a homicide, old lady murdered her husband for tracking dirt on a floor she just mopped.